All is fair in war and war...

Society today is a 2-faced back stabbing bitch! That, is a fact! Sometimes, I think, I would prefer to be in the field of battle. At least there, you know who your enemies are and who you're friends are!

the Enemy within...

Its been almost a year to date since I first heard the scuttlebutts that I was about to be sacked. Well, that kinda happened and got undone in one fluid motion. My application got rejected simply because one individual refused to place her John Hancock on my application form. Then, the department underwent a transition of leadership and the new chair, swooped me back into position sans privileges. Makes you kinda think right? Tsk... tsk... tsk... they showed their cards, I will show mine next. They think they got the aces. I'm holding a wild card.... the Joker!

I'm coming to get you!

Scuttlebutt...

There are scuttlebutts going around that I am about to be sacked... pretty soon.... by the department that I have learned to embrace and whom I have lent my hand, arm and leg on some occasions. I am, as we speak, closing in on the identities of said individuals behind the push to ouster me. If and when you do succeed, you will not rest easy, for I will come hunting you down like the savage beast that you think I am. I will fucking kill you and those you hold dear, sans any mercy......

New Year...

It's 2012, and frankly, I don't see things changing much. 2011 has been good to me, save for a few stumbles. Despite the setbacks, it's been a great year. Could've been better though but then they say I'm insatiable. LOL! I have only 2 regrets for 2011. I didn't grabbed the opportunity to buy the assault rifle that i was offered and I didn't get to use the said assault rifle on my enemies. That said, I plan to think big, plan big, execute big time for 2012. No more assault rifles this year. Let's go for the big bang... or should I say big boom!

Happy birthday to SEAL Teams 1 & 2. HOOYAH!

Carpe Diem!

Seize the day! Moreover, it should be seized the targets. Tonight presents as somewhat of a unique and opportune time for me. It is only 1 of a handful of nights in a year where all of the examiners gather together in one room. Down side of this is I've got someone very close to me in there as well tonight. So, blowing up the entire room is definitely out of the question. No, this job requires a little more finesse. So a lot of thoughts are racing through my mind right now. Poison did cross my mind. But the problem with it, is controlling who gets exposed and who doesn't. I can;t exactly go in guns blazing as well. Hmmm...... any thoughts friends? ;) OH! And for the nth time, to those who'll say "forgive and forget..." It is not my place to forgive these wayward souls. Only Jesus forgives. I can however arrange their meeting with Jesus!

Abyss...

The past few days, I keep getting this feeling that I am swimming in an abyss... But instead of panicking, it made me think clearer. I now know what I must do... I must eliminate all the examiners from the equation as well as those who are associated with their work. Now I have been told not to kill them. Not easy to do considering my feelings for them are mostly homicidal. Perhaps I can persuade them to voluntarily go on exile in places like Haiti, Mogadishu, Fallujah, etc... I understand this is a tall task and its gonna take me a lot more muscle than I have originally planned. Perhaps it's time to call in the fleet...

Walk on the dark side with the Bad Karma

3 of 101...

A knife cutting across the neck from one jugular to the other.... I simply love the simplicity of this

4 of 101...

Dislocation of the cervical spine at the levels of C5 and C6... instant death.... they call this breaking the neck I believe

5 of 101...

Breaking the backbone. Although this won't guarantee death, paralysis from the neck down in some instances may be a better fate for your enemies. You can literally watch them wither and die slowly

6 of 101...

A car bomb. Complex in its nature yet the message will be delivered loud and clear. There are several ways to go about this exercise.... pressure switched bomb placed under the seat, remote detonated, or you can hook it to the electrical wires of the car particularly the ignition switch so it goes loud at the switch of the key.

7 of 101...

A molatov cocktail  smashed through the window into the car. You just have to make sure your target is actually IN the car.

8 of 101...

Exploding house. Need I say more? although one can expect collateral damage to be a bit high here... but such is the price of war.

9 of 101...

Tanning beds/booths. These make excellent tools of death. shackle your target to it and turn the heat up and voila, your target is as good as burnt meat.

10 of 101...

Nerve agents. Sarin/Tabun. These are nasty sons of bitches that will kill your enemy almost instantly. and it will be anything but pleasant. To minimize collateral damage, one can put them in soft gel capsules which can later be ingested by your target. Voluntarily or otherwise

11 of 101...

Paralytic agents. Succinylcholine, atracurium, vecuronium, rocuronium, pancuronium, these are just a few of the agents that can be used. The mother of them all is DTC or d-tubocurarine. These are excellent. Your enemy will be paralyzed and eventually will die simply because fo the fact that they can't breathe. Instant? No. They will generally require a few minutes to take effect. So you can rest assured in the fact that those final minutes of the target's life will be anything but pleasant.