To slay or not to slay.....

To slay or not to slay. That, is the question. Who you may ask? My dear readers, I refer to no one else but the infamous ogre, old witch and pony-tailed faggot and all the dinosaurs that go with them. Their existence must be eradicated. Tomorrow presents yet another unique opportunity. They will all be present under one roof. Several methods have already crossed my mind. Plastic (the kind that makes a rather loud noise ;) if you know what I mean), cold steel across their throats, poison (this one's a bit easy to make. It's the delivery that'll be a bitch), or to simply do it the most barbaric way I know... Rip their heads off and shit down their throats. My conscience, read my girlfriend, would tell me no and to just leave them be. But it is they whom declared war and I am but a warrior who heeds the call to arms. I will figt my enemies wherever they stand and I will kill them with extreme prejudice. I will win where I fight and may God have mercy upon my enemies because I fucking won't.